ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.

I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.

by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022

Ethiopian Roast Game

The fact that Ethiopian families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roasts" after slaughtering them for not having food.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Ethiopia as well if they weren't black and had food.

Colonially used to make fun of parentless furries who believe the roast game is even slightly plausible.

Just like doz crazy Americans, we wud do it too, but it be called da called "The Ethiopian Roast Game" this time if we actually ate food click nuck click!

by The Gallagher July 30, 2024

Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

Ethiopian feast

a freaky run club orgy

Dude did you see ben at the Ethiopian feast last night? He was so geeked off the profe, I couldn’t handle myself!

by MuntMaster68 March 8, 2025

Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy popular among distance runners.

"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast in the pipe tonight? I heard Noah will be there!"

by LetItLinger March 28, 2025

Ethiopian Feast

A name for a large orgy or freaky event popularized by distance runners.

"Hey Ben, are you going to the Ethiopian Feast at the pipe later? I heard that Noah will be there after he finishes recharging!"

by LetItLinger March 28, 2025

Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Act of Oral sex when the woman attracts all your cheese smegma on her lips and you both make out with her and 2 other people right after while maintaining the cheese on your lips passing it down

Erick G: Hey lets play Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Erick E: Sure im so down

by Spookyluvcheesenodiddy444 April 29, 2025