The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning
I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo
by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017
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Man, I had a dream i fucked elastigirl last night - it was hot, but i had to gag her coz she has such an annoying voice
by pat bateman April 3, 2005
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Early riders of britpop during the mid 90s. Band's was comprised of the lead singer Justine Frischmann, Donna Matthews, Annie Holland and Justine Welch.
Noteable songs were: Connection, Blue, 2:1
Band had two CD releases in north america, self titled and Menace
After loosing core members and picking up others along the way the band was decidedly broken up by Justine in 2002
Noteable songs were: Connection, Blue, 2:1
Band had two CD releases in north america, self titled and Menace
After loosing core members and picking up others along the way the band was decidedly broken up by Justine in 2002
by cron June 22, 2003
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I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.
by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009
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2. Possibly something someone wouldn't want to see on LSD because it is too heavy or intense which could cause a bad trip.
2. Possibly something someone wouldn't want to see on LSD because it is too heavy or intense which could cause a bad trip.
a) The Animatrix is soo fucking etastic, I cant believe it!
b) I'm into psychedellic music but the techno I hear at raves is way more etastic!
b) I'm into psychedellic music but the techno I hear at raves is way more etastic!
by Jimmy Hatte May 10, 2008
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by Liber Scriptus May 15, 2009
Get the elasticophobia mug.To combine elasticity and longevity stretching over many years without tearing,or ripping ; durable and bendable for long periods of time ; pliable; to keep shape without damage
50 year old Tony tried to stop the 1200lb toolbox from falling over testing the Elasticgevity of the tendons in his back
Damn I can’t believe his tendons didn’t tear! dudes tendons have killer Elasticgevity!
Damn I can’t believe his tendons didn’t tear! dudes tendons have killer Elasticgevity!
by Redneckology May 4, 2020
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