Egg-Roll Man

The man who will destroy the world in 2020. Betrayer of the Chopstick Gang. Legally is dead inside. His mortal enemy is Orange-Chicken Man

Mr Egg-Roll Man gives me free Egg Roll for rife.

by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 2, 2018

gone egg roll

Gone a bit mad/nuts/mental

Dave has gone egg roll on us

by mrbean49 February 6, 2014

egg roll

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.

Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Egg Roll

Waking up to find your penis (usually morning wood) visible out the bottom, side, top, or through the pee slot of one's underwear. When sleeping with or around others (i.e. slumber party, crashing on a girl's sofa on the second date), you are usually the last to realize, causing embarrassment to one's self and laughter to the other party/parties.

1. “I went out with this guy the other day. He got totally drunk, made an ass out of himself then couldn’t drive. I felt bad and let him sleep on the couch. When I got up in the morning to kick him out, he had a total egg roll sticking out of his boxers. As if!!”

2. “At scout camp, Kyle comes walking out to get breakfast and pulled a total egg roll. We laughed so hard. He felt so dumb he walked home eight miles.”

by Dizz Markie July 20, 2007

Eggroller

Insulting name for an Asian.

You have some chink ass eyes Eggroller

by Not an Eggroller August 25, 2010

Egg roll money

The wealth of a young asian immigrant who appears balling and acts hard, but either they or their family just owns a cash-only asian restaurant and evades taxes. Prevalent in the asian comunity.

Yo check that sweet whip, is he an accountant or is he pushing weight?

Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.

by Emby June 5, 2009

Eggrellem

An area which happens to smell foul and vulgar

“Eww this place smells Eggrellem Like a fart”

by daris goraktar September 4, 2022