crop dusted

The act of passing by someone having just farted.

AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!

by cougrpncher January 20, 2011

crap dusted

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb

John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??

by sisterrevolution February 16, 2009

Dry Dusted

The feeling of being on a substance while not actually being under the influence of said substance.

Though she hadn't taken anything since last Sunday, she was feeling Dry Dusted and had to check just to make sure she hadn't taken anything.

by Plastikfear April 16, 2010

Fairy Dusted

When you're trying to snort coke off of a hookers ass and she farts and blows it back into your face

Mike: Bro, I was hanging out with this babe last night and she fairy dusted me, bro

Trevor: shoulda punched 'er in 'er fuckin gazers bro

by wa ge October 24, 2019

Mud dusted

Slang for passing gas as you walk in front of someone

you just got mud dusted!

by S.W.J February 22, 2018

Crop dusted

When you walk past someone and fart and then walk away, leaving them in your fart smell.

“Leonard: Guess what I did today, Brandon?
Brandon: What did you do?
Leonard: I crop dusted Joe Biden as I walked past him this morning leaving a trail of my gas for him to smell and eventually vomit. Haha.
Brandon: Ha, I bet it was really nasty smelling.
Leonard: You bet your ass it was. Haha.”

by efishies15 July 30, 2020

Bean Dusted

When you're spooning and your fart tickles her bean.

Me: Bro I bean dusted my girl last night and she got instantly wet.

by WhiteHead69420 December 12, 2022