Louis: dude I just fucked the shit out of that homo fruit booter at the skatepark.
Dirk: You're gay???
Louis: Yes, indeed I am.
Dirk:Are you married?
Louis: You mean like when you have a wedding with a....girl???
Dirk: Ummmm yeah.
Louis: Eww....umm I changed my mind about that shit with Holly.
Dirk: Fag bag.
Dunking.
Dirk: You're gay???
Louis: Yes, indeed I am.
Dirk:Are you married?
Louis: You mean like when you have a wedding with a....girl???
Dirk: Ummmm yeah.
Louis: Eww....umm I changed my mind about that shit with Holly.
Dirk: Fag bag.
Dunking.
by those hot bitches December 04, 2005
A dumb, un-employed, lazy person who sits around the house all day and waits for phone calls from his "friends" who actually have lifes and are working or going to school. A dunk is usally a male ranging from the ages of 18-25 who crawls out of bed around 1:00 in the afternoon after a night of pointless binge drinking.
"Holy fuck Gordan is such a fuckin' dunk!!"
"Man your bro is the biggest dunk, he needs to get a job and figure his life out!"
"Man your bro is the biggest dunk, he needs to get a job and figure his life out!"
by Hershcle February 22, 2008
by thaks April 10, 2006
by joe da flava May 15, 2003
adj. alteration of "drunk", likely from common misspelling of "drunk" when typist is drunk during an instant-messenger conversation
drunk
drunk
by nopain00 March 03, 2005