Unpleasant bowel obstruction resulting from ingesting a meal at the Duncan dining hall at Texas A&M University near the Quad and the Corps of Cadets dorms.
Proper use of 'Duncans, the':
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
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Get the Duncans, the mug.Duncan is the best type in the whole entire world. With outstanding good looks and amazing intelligence ( not to mention an amazing body). Has many desirable qualities such as courage, caring and protective.
Looks out for friends and family ( and pets) and is the coolest guy in the whole world =)
Looks out for friends and family ( and pets) and is the coolest guy in the whole world =)
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When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.
Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
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Get the Duncan Construction mug.Matt Duncan is both a noun and a verb.
As a noun it is used to describe a true ladies man, a man far superior to Edward Cullen and other such snitches. Such a man can pleasure a woman in many ways, and will possess unusually large genitalia as well as an unusually long and flexible tongue. He also would possess stunning good looks, obviously.
As a verb it means to give roses or sometimes flowers, most often one red rose.
As a noun it is used to describe a true ladies man, a man far superior to Edward Cullen and other such snitches. Such a man can pleasure a woman in many ways, and will possess unusually large genitalia as well as an unusually long and flexible tongue. He also would possess stunning good looks, obviously.
As a verb it means to give roses or sometimes flowers, most often one red rose.
I had sex with a Matt Duncan the other night and it was amazing, I had 17 orgasms.
Did you hear what Joe did? He totally Matt Duncaned that chick.
Did you hear what Joe did? He totally Matt Duncaned that chick.
by imbetterthanuare February 28, 2009
Get the Matt Duncan mug.A person (Not always named Duncan), usually male who you will most likely encounter early on in life. He will protect and nurture those he cares for and will attempt to make people feel safe and comfortable in his presence. Duncan's are usually shy and lacking in confidence but are overwhelmingly intelligent and loving once they get to know you. They are affectionate and more often than not, will be too timid to engage in socializing with those they love or care for. Duncan's will tend to be quiet and contemplative, constantly observing and thinking. They must be kept hold of at all costs when found as Duncan's are rare and most of the time will only be noticed by people much later in their life, typically when in other relationships.
Duncan (Gaelic) = Dark-Skinned Warrior
Duncan (Gaelic) = Dark-Skinned Warrior
She never really thought of Duncan that way, but she realised that once he left, things were not the same
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