A bad golfer who tries to make up for their lack of skill by attempting to be a comedian, which they are also bad at.
After failing to hit his ball past the women's tee box, the duffoon launched into a failed joke about Tiger Woods, Nancy Pelosi and the 19th hole.
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Wow, I really hope that the pictures from this years Duffy Boat Regatta stay on the Photocircle. Last year, Alex fell into Newport Harbor, and Richard lost his pants.
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Get the Dufaultyboi69 mug.One who alters the brand on cattle and steals them; a cattle thief who ‘duffs’ the cattle by altering the brand.
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Get the Angus Duff mug.When you are late pretty much everywhere you go, but when you arrive at the destination or event that you are late to, everyone at said event or destination that has been blowing up your phone asking and wondering where you are and why you are so late (again), is no where near being ready to participate in the aforementioned event.
Dude, yeah, I know I was an hour late to my wedding, but of course when I got there half of you were not even ready yet. All I saw were thumbs in belt loops while you were working on beer #5. Such a typical Matthew Duffy, if you ask me.
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