dudeicorn

A very mythical creature, which is a dude, and a unicorn. Much like a Centaur, but with a horn, and the magical powers of a unicorn. Or if a man and a unicorn spent a magical night together, their male offspring would be a Dudeicorn. Sadly, much like a mule they cannot procreate.

At the end of the rainbow you will find many Dudeicorns.

I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.

My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.

by Alyson Clair June 8, 2009

dudeine

A girl dude. A female.

Hey dudeine, what's up?

by predinCZ May 16, 2011

Lesbian dude

A straight male that looks feminine and acts like a lesbian, he is usually fun to be around.

Omg dude, Noah is a fucking lesbian dude. He’s into chicks but acts like Steven’s gay sister!

by KennyBroflovski July 8, 2021

the great dude shortage of 1883

This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.

Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow

Time: 5:00

"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"

by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020

dude wtf

Usually in white culture,to alert another person on something strange going on.

Dude wtf,why is there a dog trying to hump your leg.

by davidpwns March 29, 2008

Nah dude I'm fine

Common expression of disagreement from a shitfacedindividual on their current level of shitfacedness.

Guy 1: You sure you can drive? You're pretty drunk, you can't even walk!

Guy 2: Nah dude I'm fine. *pukes in Guy 1's lap*

Guy 1: Fuckin drunktard...

by st1kypalmz December 12, 2009

tall skinny white dude

A tall skinny white dude is someone who meets that description. Men of this body type will often be hung so long, it is comparable to an average black dick.

That tall skinny white dude over there was uncut and reached so far, I can’t walk straight today.

by Cindersmrf July 16, 2018