diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.

Those people next door are diaper sniffers.

by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008

Diaper pin

Diaper pins are essentially an over sized safety pin used for fastening and holding a babies cotton cloth diapers in place. Associated with the use of cloth diapers and rubber pants, diaper pins can be found with both a metal snap lock cap, and a plastic safety cap, making them easy to distinguish between regular ordinary safety pins.

"Gerber", "Dritz", "Evenflo", and "Safety First" are all manufacturers of baby diaper pins.

by Lorraine Jorgenson July 14, 2006

chin diaper

When you wear a mask down around your chin

Well, it's really not a mask if you wear it down around your chin. That's a chin diaper!

by Doubleseventhirtyfour October 1, 2020

Diapering

Diapering: The act of changing, taking off, putting on diapers. The process of changing a diaper.

While at the local park, I observed two young mothers diapering their babies.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 24, 2006

torn your draws / torn your drawers

To fuck up in an epic fashion often involving a classless act, breach of trust, or both.

My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.

torn your draws / torn your drawers

by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016

Diaper Time

Made famous by dancing guy on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's when you wear a diaper and possibly other baby accessories while dancing to some club/techno but be so cool people dig that you're in a diaper.

When Dancing Guy was on public access in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia diaper time came at random intervals of the show introducing people dancing without a care just in their diapers.

by Bob Loblaw Law Blog Foundation June 16, 2010

Pee Drawer

An empty dresser drawer usually filled with urine. Like the poop sock, you don't want mom to find this, or else you're fucked.

School Counselor: "So, Jimbo, why aren't you acting like yourself at school lately?'
Jimbo: "Mom found the pee drawer."

by Oliver Hotbox April 6, 2019