by for Santa's lonley ho October 25, 2017
Get the Go like dow pussymug. Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022
Get the Johnathan Dowemug. Epic hits that do not fall in the realm of just a punch. It also envolves getting hit by other large or random objects.
Greatly dependent on the victims awareness.
Greatly dependent on the victims awareness.
by PineappleDouche February 11, 2008
Get the Buh Dowmug. (Adj) Downloading at least 4 discographies of metal bands in a single day
(Verb)
Going to at least one metal concert a week for one month strait.
(Verb)
Going to at least one metal concert a week for one month strait.
by Cabot Dow Metal Concerts January 7, 2011
Get the Cabot Dowmug. by Kook 169 February 13, 2018
Get the Nate dowmug. When a person or group only move up through a business through snitching and making others look bad for no reason.
Worker 1 - Man that guy from down the hall is an asshole, im tired of his Dow Mentality.
Worker 2 - He is always trying to get people in trouble even when they didn't do anything, just so he can try to look better to the bosses.
Worker 1 - I hope he gets fired soon for false reports.
Worker 2 - He is always trying to get people in trouble even when they didn't do anything, just so he can try to look better to the bosses.
Worker 1 - I hope he gets fired soon for false reports.
by Ender Bacon October 14, 2022
Get the Dow Mentalitymug. 