DoucheCopter

Someone who has the rare ability to drop a douchey comment in even the most remote of conversations

That guy was such a douchecopter he managed to insult us from the other side of this crowded auditorium.

by Bassrabi February 20, 2011

Douchepocket

Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.

I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.

Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.

He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.

by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009

doucheopotamus

A specific person who is behaving like a real jack-ass or huge douche!

Eventually they both are attacked by a wild doucheopotamus and mauled n raped to death

by BigBossanova August 4, 2011

Douchepop

A total jerk (male or female) who is so awful that they can not simply be a douche.

"Watch out. He's a total douchepop."

"That skank is such a douchepop!"

by PhantomJezzi September 30, 2011

douchegotistical

being egotistical and a douche at the same time because you think you can either because you were born rich, became rich, or just because your famous

The actor on the set was a douchegotistical jerk!

by Patrick H. Thompson August 30, 2012

douchebattic

Another form of douchebag. What is used as a feminine hygeine product can also be used as a derogatory term. Also see douchebag

That kid's face is douchebattic.
My lab partner is douchebattic.
Will Holmes is douchebattic.

by An emosexual July 21, 2008

douchebonner

to have a bonner while being a douche.

"wow look at that douchebonner!"

by King Citrus February 21, 2010