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douchelympics

word for a place where there are alot of douche bags in one place
i've never seen so many douche bags in my life! we're officially at the douchelympics!
by aakasd420 October 15, 2010
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DoucheFest 2004

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
by BooRadley October 15, 2004
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doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".
I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.
by Satan loves you April 26, 2015
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douchle

"Derick is such a douchle"
by B January 6, 2005
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Douchelord

King/queen of douchbags
Kriya is a douchelord! :)
by Ravi.V June 13, 2011
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doucheberry

DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...
Man check out that "doucheberry" over there in the sauna. Is the call really THAT important?
by Sapling Thomas February 26, 2008
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Doucheberry bush

A theoretical place where douches(as in people) come from.
Tom looks like he was picked off the doucheberry bush when he wears that sweater.
by Taco14 April 8, 2009
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