douche

someone who wears white sunglasses

Jeff is wearing his white sunglasses again. What a douche.

by Red Velvet Cake June 17, 2009

douche

The french term for shower

Vont saisir une se doucher vous sentir mauvais

by ffjjbskdug April 13, 2007

douché

When someone one-ups you in a clever, albeit douchey way.
Pronounced like touché.

Person 1: <overlong speech, monologue, etc.>
Person 2: Nice one-man, four-act play, guy.
Person 1: Douché!

by ArtsyMcShitshimself March 14, 2008

Douche

Michael Besly. Lead singer of The Farther I Fall.

Michael Besly is a douche.

by DrunkLahey November 19, 2011

douche

an idiot who proves himself worthy of absolute humilliation.

Jaron! You douche! You ran over my hand with your car!

by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005

Douche

Something like a water bottle, filled with douche solution, with a nozzle that you insert into your vagina and slowly squeeze to clean out the vagina. you use it while sitting on the toilet, in the tub, or while standing in the shower.

you use a douche after your menstrual period, after using contraceptive jellies and creams, to clear out vaginal secretions, whenever you want to feel clean and refreshed.

by Talia! March 15, 2007

douche

Randy Solem's favorite insult.

Randy Solem: You aren't getting married, you're going out with someone. So shut up about stuff that you don't know what you're talking about, you little douche.
Eric Whit (to Lexi): Haha, he called you a douche!

by Link June 25, 2004