back door sluts 9

The most hardcore porno ever created, from the south park episode "the fellowship of the lord of the rings

includes a scene of 5 midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand island dressing

Chris : Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2!

Gerald : It is the single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever created.

Shiela : How the hell do you know???

Gerald : Uh, i read about it in uh, People.

by TheScarecrow July 25, 2006

Door Check

When a motorist (usually parked) carelessly throws his or her car door open in the way of an oncoming cyclist who then crashes into the door.

I was biking down broad when some lady door checked the shit out of me. I wish she wasn't so stupid.

by kailpur December 14, 2010

door candy

An attractive woman or attractive women who accompany you for the purposes of getting you in the door at a club or party.

Don't worry about getting in, I've got some door candy lined up for tonight.

by TappingTheLine March 8, 2011

door boy

ken is a door boy

Ken missed out on seismic wand split and smashed his door. he is now known as door boy

by woody girl69 March 10, 2017

doirty

Another word for dirty, used around Ireland mainly Dublin. Comes from the Mars bar ad where the guy says doirty in a Dublin accent.

"Jaysus you're very doirty!"

by Black_Rose_325 February 17, 2008

DoorDaming

Funniest prank ever: Pee on someone's door or doorstep, than ding-dong-ditch and DIP THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!

James: "Aye yo, you ready bro?"
Mike: "Yeah man, im ready!" *Whips it out, and pees all over door*
James: "Good Shit bro, Now ring the bell, and lets Dip the fuck outta here"
Mike: "Aight." *Rings bell, then jumps down staircase and dips the fuck outta there; with James at his side*
Old Faggot Hag: *opens door* "Who's there? Holy shit it smells like Piss! Oh, GODDAMN!" *closes door* "These fucking kids, keep DoorDaming my house!"

by JayTeeIsGee September 14, 2011

Door-Snake

A derogatory term used for someone who is being fucking annoying

Tyler: Sup brad you look pretty gay today
Brad: shut the fuck up you stupid door-snake

by Zach 12346789 June 7, 2019