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Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017
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dobien

what you say right when you are about to smoke a blunt to let people know what is about to occur
He shouted dobien and began to inhale the smoke.
by C MIchael September 16, 2007
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dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown
by CatchRag December 10, 2013
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Lukie Dookie

To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up
Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!
by Resqtech260 May 10, 2015
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Sand Dookie

When you have a lot of sand in your swimsuit and it comes out and it looks like you're taking a dookie .
Kiera just dropped a sand dookie rinsing off at the beach
by Daisy Bo Luke August 5, 2020
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my kokoro goes doki doki

"Kokoro" is Japanese for heart, while "doki doki" is an onomatopeia for heartbeat. This phrase is often used ironically or in a humorous context to express admiration or love.
Person 1: My kokoro goes doki doki for you.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by Kokodoki March 18, 2012
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Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.
Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader
by nastyninja December 25, 2010
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