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documentated

From the Old English word document:

To provide written statement of factual or substantial support for statements made or ideas expressed; especially : to equip with exact references to authoritative supporting information.
These processes need to be documentated so we know what we're supposed to do next time this happens!
by Professor Ferd Berfel, PhD December 22, 2004
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Documentary

The same thing as a real movie, but with ugly people.
"So I just watched the Sex in the City Movie"

"I heard that was a pretty good documentary"

"Oh no, its a real movie, it just happens to star Sarah Jessica Parker"
by SilentEDJ October 5, 2009
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Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.
Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."
by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012
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Documentia

Documentia: the onset of impaired cognitive abilities due to the repeated viewing of documentaries exposing the myths of justice, ethics and fairness towards the global planet. It may be static, the result of a unique global documentary exposé, or progressive, resulting in long-term decline due to collaborating but otherwise disparate viewings of individual documentaries.. Although documentia is far more common in the geriatric population, it can occur before the age of 65, in which case it is termed "early onset documentia". The advent of world wide "common man" communications continues to pull back the emerald curtain on the activities of the world bank and corporate megalomaniacs. Comprehension, too quickly digested, is the leading cause of documentia resulting in a pandemic of frenetic passionate dinner party rhetoric based solely on Netflix video consumption
Fervently and passionately arguing his point, Bob's early onset documentia had obliterated his rational thought. His dinner guests stood mouths agape. His rant ceased, the room fell silent except for a few blinks in amazement.
by Scribbler123 June 25, 2012
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documentary

A euphemism for sex.
Last night I watched a documentary with Jacquelynn, 3 times.
by NakedManBen August 22, 2007
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documentary

by sammy bammers June 12, 2005
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documentation

What Jay needs before he will stick his phatty slammer in her nice twat.
"If she had documentation I would fuck her"
by P November 24, 2003
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