Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023

Long-Distance Relationship

When your boyfriend/girlfriend is across the ocean, not able to meet you , but still continues to love each other.

I love my boyfriend, even though we are having a Long-Distance Relationship

by xxbubblesxx May 26, 2016

Blue Shell Distance

Originated from Mario Kart Wii; where the player in first has such a huge lead, they would hold on to it even if hit by a blue shell or 2.
Generally means that the one in first has an obnoxiously enormous lead.

Josh has Blue Shell distance, there is no way we can catch up.

by Alchem1st December 9, 2008

Distance

The biggest cock-block in all existence. Ever.

"I wish I could date that blogger."
"Don't you guys live over 3,000 miles away?"
"Yeah..."
"Distance is such a cock-block."

by an angry Internet user October 9, 2011

long distance relationship

A long distance relationship requires strong bonds and truthfullness as well as honesty. It requires two people who truely heart *Second Deffinition* or love each other. There are many levels of "Long Distance Relationships" ranging from hours away to states away or even countries away.

Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man

by Jonathan Drake April 10, 2007

distance running

the toughest kind of running. much tougher than sprinting. 90% mental, 10% physical, 100% insanity. can you handle it?

distance running is awesome!

by runnerchick1 February 17, 2009

Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.

I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.

by Tee4535 June 24, 2017