Hamilton Obsessiveness Disorder

(aka H.O.D.) A disorder that is related to the famous broadway musical, "Hamilton". People suffering through this disorder tend to both consciously and unconsciously sing certain songs or excerpts from songs from this musical. Some symptoms include continuing sentences or answering questions in the same way as some Hamilton songs go, singing Hamilton non-stop, and nonstop talking about this broadway show. If you experience these symptoms, it is recommended that you see a doctor ASAP.

I feel so sorry for her, she has the Hamilton Obsessiveness Disorder.

by Juanbaej July 17, 2016

sit on it disorder

Also known as SOID. This disease was first identified with RIco O'Neill. It causes you an urge to sit on it, and back, thigh,calf, and butt pain. In rare cases, some have experienced hand shrinkage.

Rico: Ohhh, I just found out that I contracted sit on it disorder!
Ms Cannon: I hope you get better.

by Rico_Equal_Rights October 24, 2018

Drive-through Anxiety Disorder

A newly identified mental health disorder describing an intense anxiety state that can arise, out of the blue, when one experiences nearly intolerable pressure to order the right food items in the fast food drive-through.

Suddenly I was sweating, paralyzed by a disabling fear, as I contemplated whether or not my wife had wanted cheese on her burger; then when I saw the commercial on DAD, or Drive-through Anxiety Disorder, I no longer felt so desperately alone.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

Groundhog Day Disorder

A lightweight sounding but serious mental illness that consumes some people to the point of living for that single day of the year when Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his hidden place; what’s worse is the full picture of obsessive preparation often leading to ruinous financial consequences and severe social isolation that sometimes accompanies this devastating disorder.

Somehow I never suspected that my brother was suffering from Groundhog Day Disorder, but when we found out, it all came together and answered so many previously unanswered questions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019

Hyperactive Wiping Disorder

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.

Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder

A mental illness characterized by sudden flashbacks of highly disturbing exchanges that occurred between yourself and a toxic “ex” whom you cannot help but think of as an insufferable asshole.

Of course there are some very specific triggers that can and do cause me to realize I suffer with some degree of Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder

An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.

As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021