Disangled

Improperly angled. Misshappen. Like a vampire's face.

Edward Cullen, despite his popularity, is horribly disangled.

by Jubal2 August 24, 2011

Motorway Disabled

A very nervous driver who is unable to drive on a motorway, as doing so would make them have a panic attack.

I had to drive to fucking Carlisle for the family do because my brother and sister are fucking motorway disabled.

by Herman Pootang February 25, 2019

I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.

I really want my relatives to disappear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 12, 2021

Disabled Friends with Benefits

Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.

"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."

by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014

Dappled

Where a woman's body is covered with freckles and it makes her sexy.

I love Kathy's dappled body.

by Deep blue 2012 September 26, 2009

Disabled Egyptian

A sexual act whereby one gentleman pleases three lady friends in the following manner;

The gentleman shall stand, whilst balls deep in the first said lady friend who is bent over, say, a table. The second shall receive manual stimulation (could try a “shocker” for a variation on the move), with her bearded clam at about the man’s waist height. Finally, the third lady shall be getting a good toe-in whilst laid on the floor.

The combination of pelvic thrusting, with the in-and-out motion of both fingers and toe, resembles a physically challenged attempting the “Egyptian Dance”, popularised by The Bangles in their 1986 music video, Walk Like an Egyptian.

Hey Dave, what did you get up to last night with all that puntang?

Attempted the Disabled Egyptian, didn't go too well. Lost my balance and ended up spraining my ankle, to make it worse, Sandra did a Dutch down my arm!

by Mark_Jackson November 9, 2010

disappear

as a transitive verb with the meaning 'to kill'

Jamal Khashoggi was on the cusp of starting a democracy group to provide "a counter narrative in the Arab world and the West to Arab Spring skeptics" when the Saudis disappeared him.

by level11 October 10, 2018