dictionary

The evil twin brother of the urban dictionary who always tells the truth

Jake:go look in the dictionary
John:oh hell nah bitch im using the urban dictionary
Jake:but the dictionary tells the truth

by Slim shabby October 4, 2017

dictionary

an excuse to get out of classwork in an educating way and also be a dumb dirty 12 year old

Tim: Hey teacher! can I please read the dictionary to study the word on page eleven?

:Teacher I have one in the back go crazy, Timmy
:I'm gonna find the word butt HAHAHAHAHA

by Kaleb Moayed January 26, 2021

Dictionary

The only place where marriage comes before sex anymore

M comes before s in the alphabet in the dictionary

by #pauline June 4, 2021

Dictionary

Complete shit you wipe your arse with.

Hey pass me the dictionary i just shat out a log

by donaldtrumpisadick May 15, 2020

Dictionary

The Place Where Words Are Defined For Dumbasses With -100 IQ

You Are On The Urban Dictionary And You Have No Fucking Clue What A Dictionary Is?!

by M17bully March 17, 2022

dictionarier

Adj - More diction than the average dictionary.

Justin- This dictionary is dictionarier than that dictionary over there.

by Therealzv July 13, 2015

Dictionary

A place where success comes before work

1: jimmy spends the whole day reading a dictionary but never uses it for its purpose

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017