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Dickstractid

To be consumed with, concentrated on or preoccupied by "Dis Dick" to suck extreme often leading to the neglect or total disregard for anything nut prostrating to "Dis Dick".
GIRL! I BEEN SO DICKSTRACTID I FORGOT ABOUT MY JOB AND MY KIDS. WORTH IT.
by Alpo September 12, 2019
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Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping
Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face
by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024
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Dicktracted

When one’s mind wanders, forgetting daily tasks, friends and obligations because of a Richard. Often results in close friends asking for proof of life.
I’m so sorry I missed your wedding, I was dicktracted!
by Exlimey March 7, 2026
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Dicstracted

When a guy is so dictastic in bed and you don't do anything you were supposed to do because your dicstracted
Girl 1: I thought you were coming over

Girl 2 : sorry I saw Jake and got completely dicstracted
by Lilbitplayful September 28, 2025
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Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.
Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.
by girlybutch September 28, 2008
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Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.
"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."
by Renees Bill July 23, 2013
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Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.
Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!
by SadSally33 August 27, 2016
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