Dickspection

Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.

Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.

by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023

Urban Dickface

Someone who tries to add their name to Urban Dictionary in order to boost their own ego. The people who are urban dickfaces are usually 14 year old females who need a slap across the face, but their dad is too busy watching football to give a shit. We need a new holocaust for these fuckers.

Urban dickface: Bertha is sexy and has a great body and personality and if you hate you're gay like Tom he's a faggot who hates me because I'm better than him he is jeloos because bertha is a greaut girl the best you will meet shes strong witty funny and charming

by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015

Salvador Dickface

To paint a penis on a woman's forehead, and then signing it with Picasso's signature.

I used a watercolor brush to give her a nice Salvador Dickface. That's one classy dick.

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by thepopeofdope May 24, 2016

dicksauce

A derivative of "weaksauce" and "dick." Used to describe an event or outcome that is generally displeasing.

Did you see the pile of dirty dishes Fargus left me? That's so dicksauce!

Oh, dicksauce! I left my wallet at Thirsty Turtle last night!

by Dicksauce McGee June 8, 2009

dickface

When someone gets hit in the face with a dick.

Ashley Bates got hit in the face by shawndelles penis, she is now a Dickface.

by Jimmy, Wolf, and Trista December 6, 2002

dickface

the state of having a dick for a nose

Dickface

by Austin Mallard January 29, 2009

dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009