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Someone who won’t hop off a dudes meat.
Seth’s the biggest dick rider he won’t hop off Danny or Pools meat, it’s very unhealthy.
by Cock slayer April 29, 2024
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Someone who refuses to get off your dick, and mind their own business. They live to ride you.
He didn’t know who he was dick riding.
Youssef is such a dick rider, like calm down.
by Mrfreshbigmac May 7, 2024
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my friend jackob
MAN JACKOB IS A DICK RIDER
by BIGDICKRANDY45 June 6, 2024
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A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.
by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025
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someone who always has somethign to say about something you do weither it be good or bad. always worrired about how someone else looks or what they wear or what the post.

someone who wants to get noticed
by t-pnf August 12, 2025
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Someone who stalks the fuck out of someone's life, they constantly talk about them creep on them, watch everything they do, they practically know everything they do, they listen in on them 24 fucking 7 they literally never leave them alone always either tryna create some fuckery or whatever crap they be on when they should be focusing on their own life
Brock: yo the I was walking home last night and I swear I seen someone in the far distance like lurking on me lol I swear I'm not tweaking

Nick: are you sure? haha you know what it was probably Becky she's such a dick rider plus she doesn't stop talking about you don't tell her I said anything

Brock: okay I wont
by XyloZeem January 5, 2026
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a 9 year old iPad kid that idolizes competitive roblox bedwars players and goes to great lengths to defend tanqr. they are usually mobile players that brag about their supposed "skill" and have "yo", "sweaty", "skill aura","star", and much more degenerate shit. when they don't know what to say to defend tanqr their excuse is that he only plays for fun which is a lie. oh and for some reason his arsenal fans still defend him even though he is a r6 and washed. cmon dracoo is CLEARLY better but you think tanqr is better because he is popular.

kinda unrelated but i have seen 200+ replies on a comment that said tanqr isn't even good. thats fucking crazy.
a person who is actually smart: man i think the skinny pedophile minibloxia is better
another person who is smart: yeah he is good at bedwars and aiming
tanqr dick rider: oh you're so wrong tanqr is CLEARLY better and my soy boy vitamin d deficient tanqr is better
by Reminite December 5, 2023
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