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desperate

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under because they cant get anyone their own age.
male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desperate!
by yankeesfan22000 July 25, 2009
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Deserted Island

A deserted island occurs when there is alot of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo (either laid there by you or from the previous user). This enables your poo to stay above the water line causing the entire room to smell much worse than it normally would.
"I went into the washroom to shit and some asshole left a deserted island in the toilet. The smell was awful!"

"The next person that comes in here is going to freak when they see this deserted island I left for them."
by JorgD March 2, 2010
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desperate housewives

Looking down on her friends and family isn't a way of life for Mary Alice Young (Brenda Strong) . it's a way of death. One day, in her perfect house, in the loveliest of suburbs, Mary Alice ended it all. Now she's taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors, commenting from her elevated P.O.V.

Her small circle of girlfriends are wondering why one of their own would do something so rash. and so messy. There's Susan Mayer (Teri Hatcher), the divorcee and single mom who will go to extraordinary lengths for love; Lynette Scavo (Felicity Huffman), the ex-career woman who traded the boardroom for boredom, mixed with moments of sheer panic as the mother of four unmanageable kids; Bree Van De Kamp (Marcia Cross), the Martha Stewart on steroids, whose family is about to mutiny; and Gabrielle Solis, the ex-model with everything she's every wanted - a rich husband, a big house - so what is she doing with John, the 17-year-old gardener (Jesse Metcalfe)? And there are her neighbors, including serial divorcee Edie Britt (Nicollette Sheridan), whose romantic conquests have everyone buzzing.

Then there are the men: Hunky new neighbor Mike Delfino (James Denton), a supposedly widowed plumber who has Susan and Edie vying for his attention; Rex Van De Kamp (Steven Culp), who's just told Bree he wants a divorce; Gabrielle's better half, Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira), who figures he bought his wife a $15,000 diamond necklace, so she should do whatever he tells her; as for Mary Alice's newly-widowed husband, Paul (Mark Moses), there must be a reason why he's acting so suspiciously - and why he's digging up the pool in the middle of the night!

From her unique vantage point, Mary Alice sees more now than she ever did alive, and she's planning to share all the delicious secrets that hide behind every neighbor's closed door in this seemingly perfect American suburb.
A primetime soap with a truly contemporary take on "happily every after," this new hour- long drama takes a darkly comedic look at suburbia, where the secret lives of housewives aren't always what they seem.
by DanielTV July 18, 2008
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desperate

Being head over heels in love, but in with a specific person..
Magnolia (1999) Quote: Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it.
by LoXaPine October 10, 2004
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desperate hoe

It means a person who is always trying to get with somebody
She is such a desperate hoe, always trying to get with somebody
by Urbanmeans July 23, 2014
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Desperate

Someone who wants something/someone so bad that they will go to extreme lenghts to get it even it is ridiculous
Person 1:Nicole is so desperate

Person 2: I know right she is the definition if desperate
by Luna 😉 August 8, 2016
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DESPERATE

So lonely that your even flirting with really ugly guys with names like urnal elias or ranald
You : Hey elias ur lookin smexy today
Your X emanuel : look you might be pretty but thats just desperate
by Skype for sky May 29, 2017
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