Desperate Bitch 

I have a ex friend so this is for her. Aniya you desperate bitch! You always trying to get with Brandon when you KNOW he doesn’t like you. The only reason Nevaeh is friends with you is because you manipulated her so STOP you stupid piece of TRASH!!

Damm she a desperate bitch Aniya

Desperate Bitch by SorryImTaken💔💓💝 July 12, 2019

Desperate Housewife 

A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.

On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.

Desperate Housewife by Formina Sage July 24, 2010

desperate texting 

The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.

(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!

(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.

desperate texting by ycnan si eman ym February 22, 2009

Desperate Bicycles

Coolest fucking punk band ever. DIY punk at it's purest. They made weird songs that were totaly different from anything else going on. check them out that's all can say.

It was easy, It was cheap, GO AND DO IT!!!!

dude 1 - so what did you think of the desperate bicycles recordings i gave you.

dude 2 - the next day after hearing them i was so fucking inspired i learned a bunch of instruments and made my own weird songs.

Desperate Bicycles by desperate bicycles fan August 23, 2008

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit 

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.

whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

desperate beg 

A person which wants the attention all the time and who is desperate to get a reaction out of someone.

Stop being a desperate beg

desperate beg by Bish24 July 18, 2020

desperate houswives

the best show ever.
amazing plot
funnnnyyyy. :]
good storylines
awsome

desperate houswives is the best show i've ever seen

desperate houswives by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 29, 2008