Intelligent design

REEDITED: Something a bunch of drunk religous people and
disgruntled science teachers cooked up in their basement while high on PCP. Sadly, the people who came up with ID
are not at all intelligent.

I am high on PCP...I just invented a farout concept - Intelligent Design!!!

by Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man October 10, 2005

intelligent design

An excuse creationists use to try to justify creation in the light of modern scientific discoveries. It makes as much logical sense as saying my big toe knows the meaning of life. I can't prove it because my toe can't talk but you can't disprove it for the same reason.

If God did the whole "intelligent design" thing then why are Christians so stupid.

by MTCaptain November 13, 2006

Intelligent Design

When the world's worst scientists and academics come together, because they have given up on what they do, and try to explain our existence through the use of magic, excrement, and poorly written books. See also Creationism, Mississipi, ignorant fuck, and giving up.

Philip: The science shit is too hard, we should make it easier.
Mike: Do you believe in magic?
Philip: Sure.
Mike: Cool...that was easy...but we should call it Intelligent Design.
Philip: Let's male-space-dock.
Mike: Ok, I love your balls.

by Veritas Eruditio December 15, 2006

intelligent design

something that i dont believe in. i mean, if intelligent design is real, then why do we guys have nuts on thoe outside of our body in a place that is easily accessable?!?!?!WHY?!?

Today I was sack tapped and fell on the floor clutching at my nuts thinking: WHAT THE HELL?! THERE IS NO WAY THAT INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS INTELLIGENT!

by name not here October 14, 2006

intelligent design

1.pseudoscientific argument from incredibility, presented as a counter to evolutionary theory.

"I don't understand how this could have happened naturally; therefore, God did it. - Stand argument for Intelligent design.

by Mr. Lee July 24, 2006

intelligent design

Advocated by the Christian right, a "scientific" theory proposing that the gaps in the darwinian theory of evolution can only be explained by the existance of a supreme being, and thus should be taught in public schools.

complete bullshit.

"The school board voted on intelligent design."

by Hannahhh January 9, 2006

Urban Design

The design of a new and innovative cityscapes or living areas.

"Hey, did you hear about some of the most recent urban design? Sounds nice to move into, right?"
Nah, much too expensive for me.

by Ensign_Ledo September 4, 2019