Dirtch is the name for dick cheese. Widely used as a term in Newfoundland culture this is how you would refer to dick cheese or how you would refer to someone with dick cheese.
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Get the Dirtch mug.It’s the whole process of coming out of the ratchet lifestyle into the normal lifestyle and then gracefully to the soft era. Can relate to person places and things.
This is about to be the deratchetification of (add a name).
Bro you’ve been super busy lately. Yeah man I’m in the process of the deratchetification of my wife.
Bro you’ve been super busy lately. Yeah man I’m in the process of the deratchetification of my wife.
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Get the Dirty Deutch mug.A Dutch sexual act.
This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.
This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.
Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.
Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?
Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?
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