Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.

Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'

by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011

le me derpin

A phrase that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

*le me derpin

Mom: What are you doing?

Me: I'm derpin. See my derp face?

by derpette123456789 April 29, 2012

Derpin'

A phrase used when someone is being dumb or obviously didn't think out what they were about to say before they said it.

Teacher: "In this story, can anybody tell me what symbolizes death?"
Girl: "Whats death?"
Guy: "Really? You're straight derpin' right now"

by TheHerpaDerp April 8, 2011

Derking

The act of moving one's penis without using your hands. The male form of twerking.

"Did you guys see Tommy Pistol playing video games while derking video on IG?"

by Lola Murder December 1, 2018

derpling

Someone who follows one who derps, while reciting that derp like dogma.

Dude, stop being a derpling and actually try to figure out stuff on your own!

by smpier August 28, 2010

despingue

despingue is a word used by Hispanic people, specifically Puerto Rican. It is used to say that something is a bigass mess.

Mano cabrón esto se volvió un despingue.

by Ca cawwww September 22, 2019

Chubby Derringer

1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.

1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!

2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!

3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....

by boosh chugger May 14, 2009