Dense Fence

An environment or person that suppresses a male’s chance from scoring sexually; the act of cock blocking.

Guy1: Hey lets go to the Yucatan Lounge tonight?
Guy2: Ummmm, NO! That place is a Dense Fence!

Man1: Did you score with Laura last night.
Man2: Nawww, that bitch put up her Dense Fence!

by MrWhite May 19, 2004

Dense batty

It is a boy called Oakley who his brother and him like to eat each other’s batty therefore called dense batty. The same goes for his ex Kate. Dense batty.

Oakley has a dense batty

by Aidsdog February 18, 2020

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person (typically a motherfucker) that doesn’t know anything about what they are talking about, and they can’t take in easy to understand information.

You disingenuous dense motherfucker, obviously you need to know something about something or you couldn’t tie your shoes.

by ElixirG November 9, 2021

Dense Motherfucker

Someone who makes doesn't think well enough

I am not thinking enough for this definition making me a dense motherfucker

by Your Mutha November 19, 2013

Dense Breast

When dem titties be hard

Dem some dense breasts.

by krimsonnazi November 20, 2016

Dense

Someone who lacks common sense.

A.K.A Leanne

Leanne, Jesus you're a dense wee chick.

by comcomcomcom September 1, 2014

dense

dense:
- (adj.) relating to matter per unit squared science
- (adj.) someone who lacks common sense, or humiliates themself
- (n.) someone of ignorance; someone of disgrace

Water isn't very dense, with an approximate 1.00 g/mL.

Ryan is very dense. He makes a fool of herself daily!

... is a dense.

by urbandictionarytom March 8, 2015