dementia

dementia is a condition that causes the patient to. .. t ... uh... ... uh.... .. sorry what was i just saying?

...what was that?...

... huh? ... where am i?? ... i cant .. remember anything ....

i just cant tell... .. am i even awake... . .. am i dreaming?? .. ... .. what is real?.? .... ..

(dementia)

by arrrrrrrrrran October 24, 2022

Dementia Groceries

To place various groceries in a shopping cart then forgetting where it's been placed or forgetting it all together and leaving the store.

Peggy went grocery shopping today and had a shopping cart full of groceries then some how forgotten them . Moments later people pass by and see said cart as they look on a clerk yells in regret and say "Damn Dementia Groceries !"

by K.M.O. March 23, 2023

Fecal Dementia

A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.

I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!

by Topiltzin May 20, 2011

Dementia

When your brain is shot and you can't think straight. In this condition, your words are garbled, your eyes are vacant, and you might be drooling. Its not good.

Wassup with the President?
Whachoo mean?
Look at Biden.
OMG, he gets DEMENTIA!!

by FE517,KOS March 8, 2021

erectile dementia

1. For an unexplainable popage of a boner when looking at guys, after having an untarnished heterosexual reputation.

2. An excuse to cover up your gayness

Steve and Carl are about to get into the shower after a workout.

Steve: I really blasted my quads today man.

Carl: Those are nice....really nice.

Steve: Hey do you have a boner right now?!

Carl:(turning around) No! I have uh...erectile dementia.

Steve: Sure faggot

by Pearljammers August 8, 2009

Lola Dement Myers

The most fun girl to hang out with. She is always a ball of sunshine and plans to be a crazy cat lady when she grows old. She has a Kim K. ass and is proud. She goes to the best camp on Earth with her best friend in the world, Sammy Altman. She is very happy and bubbly. She also has blue hairs and likes to change her favorite song all of the time. She is a facebook addict and is seeking help.

This party isn't fun enough, we need a Lola Dement Myers

by eisnergirlxoxo123 April 28, 2011

holy demented shit

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious

-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!

by Nicole February 19, 2004