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defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.
I am having a defecation event.
by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020
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diefenbaker the defecator

Someone who shits all over something, the way former Canadian Prime Minister John Diefenbaker shit all over the Avro Arrow, a supersonic jet aircraft interceptor project he put an end to against popular opinion.
Principal Smith has shut down drama club because of budget cuts!”

“What?! He’s such a Diefenbaker the Defecator!”
by FivePugs July 20, 2024
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The Defecation Chamber

I must return to the defecation chamber my friend for I have the explosive shits.
by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019
mugGet the The Defecation Chambermug.

defecation head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head
by g2l May 1, 2020
mugGet the defecation headmug.

DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"
"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"
by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022
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Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.
Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025
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