A Left Testicle Decision

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.

Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!

by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015

buried forest deciduously insulated

something from bfb 14 xd

Person 1: do you like bfdi?

Person 2: ah yes, I do love buried forest deciduously insulated

by ChespinPheoct June 1, 2022

Golden Deciever

noun:
A blonde haired woman that looks young and attractive but, upon closer inpsection, is actually terribly ugly.

Derived from Golden Retriever Dog

As you walking along a street, you spot an attractive blonde from behind. When you see her face you realise she is old or ugly or both. You realise you have been decieved by a Golden Deciever!

by Pauliebabe June 11, 2006

decider

1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”

I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.

by GolfMaven May 2, 2006

Decco

Decco Word come from Indian Hindi language words, In hindi we say Dekho to say someone "look at their" after some modification in dekho word decco word has made.

EX - Please have a decco at my car.
Or please have a look at my car.

by RApperPG June 27, 2015

decircumcise

The process by which a male who has been circumsiced reverses the process to once again achieve total skin coverage of his glans. There are surgeries which provide near instant results, but men who take this route are often not happy with these results. There are several non-surgical methods, such as tugging, tapping, and various other methods and devices to help grow out the foreskin naturally. This process takes much longer, often over a period of months to years, but men are almost always beyond satisfied with the results.

A male who decircumcises himself will loose the thick, dry layer on his glans , a process called dekeratinization, which will grant him a massive increase in sensation and orgasmic power. The restored foreskin will also change its tissue function: the tissue which directly covers and has near constant contact with the glans grows soft and will release fluid, keeping the glans near constantly lubricated, which both aids in dekeratinization and acts as a natural lubricant for any form of sexual activity.
Ex.

After 1 year of decircumcising himself, John had found he had gained nearly 1 and 1/4 inches of foreskin, which he could roll back and forth with ease.

by Restoredforthebetter August 19, 2017

Dirty Deciever

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.

"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009