Dave

Taking a shit.

From the movie Spectre, Dave Bautista says 'Shit'

Luke: 'Mike, where are you?'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

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Dave

n. A man who is better at seducing and/or has a larger wang than other men.

Becky: OMG did you hear about that guy who tag teamed two girls in the room across the hall? I heard tham screaming cuz they couldn't handle his massive cock!

Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.

by eternitygoth December 29, 2020

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Dave

the name given to someone who is no longer sober enough to be called by their real name.

yo man, you were so Daved last night!

Yo, fuck you daaave

I'm gettin Daved tonighttt

by Dave podzy September 25, 2010

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Dave It

When you have an annoying female constantly in your ear and you want to get rid of that chick, you pass her on to Dave and she'll never bother you again. You will feel free and as for that chick..........see "Poor Life Decisions"

"I have the perfect solution to deal with that chick that's been bothering you! All you need to do is DAVE IT"

"Dave it! Dave it good"

by jjjggg August 12, 2009

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Dave

He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious.
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.

But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!

you; Dave, you want some juice?
Dave; Nah i want you ;)
Dave; but juice is nice

by ticked off person December 4, 2018

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