Dad

Someone who will come back with the milk after you become a famous footballer.

Dad: im going to go get some milk

69 years and 420 days later: AIGHT ARE YOU FAMOUS

by Clamingo January 7, 2021

Dad

Shit idk....

Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib?
Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?

by Maid ahaha she jajfjdsm February 17, 2019

Dad

Your Mother's Husband

Hey Dad, can I have some food

by f_t_l March 1, 2021

Dad

Also known as the guy with the wallet in the family.

"Hey dad, can you buy me some Rice Krispies Treats?"

by moppinggurl June 5, 2018

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

Dad

The person who left to get milk 12 YEARS ago and still hasn't come back

Teen: when's dad coming back with DE MILK
Adult:how do I tell him...

by Thebestbitch42 April 13, 2020

Dad

something you don't have

ha you don't have a dad loser

by h3h3h3h3h3 April 6, 2021