dhanisha

a sweet sweet girl on the outside. usually has big bulging eyes and a fat face. the bitch of all bitches. she will try to steal your bf and turn all his boys against him. she uses everyone she can to get the guy she wants

girl 1: who is that girl tryna get wit your man?
girl 2: oh thats just dhanisha
girl 1: damn she desparate

boy 1: bro you wit her?
boy 2: nah bro shes a dhanisha, i paper bag her and move on

by raasqueen October 16, 2011

danish curlers

a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.

CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.

"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"

"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"

by PHAMWITATATONDATAZZ August 16, 2009

Danish

The citizens and language of Denmark. Often used synonymous with "hot", "awesome" or just "genious".

1. So, is he hot?
-He is Danish.
-Oh, I see, nice going girl!

2. Is it genious or just very clever?
-Its Danish.
-OH, wow..I wish I was Danish too.

by bookworm2000 June 2, 2008

Danish

Danish is the language spoken in Denmark. Many Norwegian and Swedish speakers also understand Danish.

Only few words differs from Norwegian, but the pronunciation is very different. You can say Danish is Norwegian spoken with your mouth full of mashed potatoes.

"Dude, the Norwegian guy ate mashed potatoes during our conversation. It sounded Danish"

by danishguy19 March 7, 2010

Danish Wrap

When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.

Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...

Dude your sick!

by The kiwi strikes again March 30, 2010

Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.

Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!

by milfonian July 24, 2012