Dr. Zoidberg

The Lobster-man from Futurama; The funniest character on that show.

"Life was bad, but now its good. Forever!"

by Noah May 23, 2003

Dr Stone

An amazing and VERY underrated anime about a boy named Senku that is trying to solve the mystery of how the whole entire Earth got turned to stone.

Dr stone is hugely underrated

Go watch dr stone or I’ll steal ur waifu/husbando

by BakugoAndSenkuStan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) November 12, 2019

Dr Strange

The sorcerer supreme. More powerful than Optimus Prime, Goku, He-man and Santa put together.

"I am DR STRANGE! SORCERER SUPREME!"

by pneumonoultrasilicavolcanoco.. February 4, 2010

Dr. Witinok

A 8th grade science teacher that is obsessed with rocks. Has very hard punishments. No one really knows how old she is, but it is estimated that she is over 200. Her worst nightmare is that one of here rocks breaks

Person A: guess what we did in science today in Dr. Witinok's class

Person B: Learned about rocks?

Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?

Person B: No but I can believe that.
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by personthatgoestoschool June 5, 2011

dr. weird

10-20 second short on seen before episodes of aqua teen hunger force involving mad scientist dr. weird, his assistant steve, and featuring killer corn, pork chop spliced roommates, hand-eating asses, making love to machines, and other such random shit. best watched while under the influence of mind altering substances.

GENTLEMEN! I have made love to the machine! And in retrospect I ask myself....WHY?

My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, and it hungers for more!!!

by blinkmebaby January 20, 2005

Dr. Evil

My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.

Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

Dr. Summeroff

A doctor that will prescribe for a patient to be home for approxiamately two months of the summer for a "re-occuring" injury. Please note that this injury never occurs during the winter months. These mystical injuries usually occur to soft tissue since they are difficult to cure in a timely fashion.

My buddy is just visited Dr. Summeroff and now he's sitting on his deck drinking beers all day until september!!

Greg: Hey Kim can you take all of Debbie's shift this summer?
Kim: Why? Did she visit Dr. Summeroff like last year again?
Greg: Yup, she's done till september!

by Jobo74 June 2, 2009