by Noah May 23, 2003
An amazing and VERY underrated anime about a boy named Senku that is trying to solve the mystery of how the whole entire Earth got turned to stone.
by BakugoAndSenkuStan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) November 13, 2019
by pneumonoultrasilicavolcanoco.. February 05, 2010
A 8th grade science teacher that is obsessed with rocks. Has very hard punishments. No one really knows how old she is, but it is estimated that she is over 200. Her worst nightmare is that one of here rocks breaks
Person A: guess what we did in science today in Dr. Witinok's class
Person B: Learned about rocks?
Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?
Person B: No but I can believe that.
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Person B: Learned about rocks?
Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?
Person B: No but I can believe that.
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by personthatgoestoschool May 12, 2011
10-20 second short on seen before episodes of aqua teen hunger force involving mad scientist dr. weird, his assistant steve, and featuring killer corn, pork chop spliced roommates, hand-eating asses, making love to machines, and other such random shit. best watched while under the influence of mind altering substances.
GENTLEMEN! I have made love to the machine! And in retrospect I ask myself....WHY?
My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, and it hungers for more!!!
My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, and it hungers for more!!!
by blinkmebaby January 21, 2005
My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
by Assholes Inc. September 15, 2003
A doctor that will prescribe for a patient to be home for approxiamately two months of the summer for a "re-occuring" injury. Please note that this injury never occurs during the winter months. These mystical injuries usually occur to soft tissue since they are difficult to cure in a timely fashion.
My buddy is just visited Dr. Summeroff and now he's sitting on his deck drinking beers all day until september!!
Greg: Hey Kim can you take all of Debbie's shift this summer?
Kim: Why? Did she visit Dr. Summeroff like last year again?
Greg: Yup, she's done till september!
Greg: Hey Kim can you take all of Debbie's shift this summer?
Kim: Why? Did she visit Dr. Summeroff like last year again?
Greg: Yup, she's done till september!
by Jobo74 June 03, 2009