doo doo glay

A soft served lazy turd

I laid out a doo doo glay on my buddy's desk again and just left it there.

by Scott P October 23, 2003

Doo Doo Buddy

A faggot. Gay person. Homosexual. Batty man. "Buddy" is a common Jamaican term for "dick" and the "doo doo" part is self explanatory.

Person A: Damn that nigga has a fat ass. I'd love to fuck it.
Person B: You'se a fucking doo doo buddy.

by S. Gauntlett July 28, 2009

doo doo bandit

A mysterious character that goes into ones house, unknowingly, and shits up ones toilet without flushing. This is best done when the occupant of the house is out of town or expecting guests.

I just went over to Matt's house and doo doo bandited all of his bathrooms.

by ReTodd January 12, 2006

doo doo daddy

a dude that wears his shirt all the way down to his ankles like he just got out the hospital and who looks like dey been rollin around in da dirt wit some busted cornroes and a greasy head and is weariin tripple XXL shorts with some rock a wear , FUBU, or sean johns.

HURRICANE CHRIS!! <<---- doo doo daddy!!!!!!!!
dangg that Hurricane Chris sure is a doo doo daddy

by 2kay March 24, 2008

doo-doo stains

A doo-doo stain is the result of improper wiping after taking a dump. After taking the dump, when you pull your pants up.. your poop may go through your underwear and straight onto your pants/shorts/dress/shirt or whateverthefrik. You'll be humiliated in public and bye bye reputation :)

Make sure you wipe that butt kids!!

billy got doo-doo stains on the back of his pants

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018

doo doo drops

Toilet deodorizer that comes in a little bottle but neutralizes your #2 with only a couple of drops before or after you do the doo. Mainly found in local Japanese general or grocery stores.

You should give your bro some doo doo drops for his birthday cuz his crap smells like death.

by Cali Mr. E December 9, 2008

doo doo rocket

when you are having sex, via doggy style, and you quickly pull out of a girls vagina and stick it in her anus. Then you count, 3, 2, 1... blast off and push the girl off of your penis.

I gave her the doo doo rocket and she got pissed and put her clothes back on.

by sharpe's mom November 16, 2004