Donked Up

Mistake, another way to say messed up. Generally a simple mistake that can or will lead to a greater error. Associated with problems that can take a while to figure out. Including homework, research, art, anything with a challenging and everything in-between.

I really donked up my homework, I thought Hydrogen had two electrons when it really had one. I wish my teacher had pointed out my simple mistake earlier instead of handing me back my paper marked up with highlighted errors. D:

by Fltterflutter June 7, 2014

DinklePuff

A person who breaks rules and doesn't care

You are a dinklepuff

by BIGMAC5 September 10, 2016

Dinklesplorje

To ejaculate at such an extreme force it hurts

"Dude i just dinklesplorjed, im in so much pain"

by Xenza555 April 22, 2023

crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008

Limp dongle

: A useless, flaccid human being.

: Limp, obnoxious, but necessary.

: Appropriated from ‘dongle’; slang used to describe annoying adapters for electronic equipment.

These politicians are a bunch of limp dongles.

by Bussty April 3, 2021

On Dongle

On dongle is a term used to exclaim a true deep meaningful promise. The term dongle is used to emphasize the ability of one's virtue to carry out whatever the fuck is requested. The loss of the dongle is being defined as being unfaithful to the agreement.

"Im boutta fucking eat this bagel" said Jerry
"ON FUCKING DONGLE LEMME GET SOME" Said Deshawn

"If i land this trick we fuckin" Said Tom
"On dongle??" Said Demarcus

by Rajeshornot October 28, 2022

Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)

Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)

"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

by Long Range111 February 3, 2010