Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick
by donkey wright May 23, 2018
The non-sexual form of Donkey Punch. Getting in a fight and throwing an inhumanly hard right cross, giving the other individual serious or even permanent brain damage.
"Bro, I got in a fight with Robbie yesterday and Donkey Punched after he pushed me. Now I have a court date and a fucking medical bill.
by The Spicy Memer May 20, 2017
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
by BBICE420 December 19, 2015
The punch doesn't necessarily have to be in the back of the head, which can cause injuries. You can just punch him/her in the back. In fact, it is much more practical.
by Pig dick November 01, 2015
When playing a multi-player game the act of killing two dueling players while they are fighting each other. See more info Respect the dual.
by SAW BABY! June 15, 2013
by Jasminmarie September 17, 2009
A second rate Network 54 forum.
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."
"True...that and it is 2008."
"True...that and it is 2008."
by whydoesitalwaysrainonsaturday February 15, 2008