by KungFeuz November 01, 2019
When you take a shit in someone’s mouth, and before they swallow, you put your dick in to see how far the shit goes up your shaft
He shit in my mouth then put his dick in, when he pulled it out the shit was stuck all the way to the base, a classic “Weyler Dipstick”
by SuckiBoi October 06, 2023
"hey girl you havent sat down all day and your nose is still blocked?"
"yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night"
"didnt that hurt?"
"yeah but its the only way he would share."
wizz fizz dipstick
"yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night"
"didnt that hurt?"
"yeah but its the only way he would share."
wizz fizz dipstick
by arsrehat extraordinairey June 03, 2011
Its been so long my (dirty dipstick) desurves a dusting
by LGHleftbutstillright May 27, 2018
a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins
Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)
by Ode to words December 05, 2023
The word to use when you want to curse at someone, but there are too many christian authority figures around.
by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017
by clmlta July 10, 2017