french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!

Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!

by JD123454 December 10, 2010

Alien dipstick

This is a large human like animal who speaks french

Omg i think theres an alien dipstick in that UFO he must be raping children

by Fucking cock sucker February 10, 2018

dirty dipstick

A penis that is rarely used making it dusty (dirty dipstick)

Its been so long my (dirty dipstick) desurves a dusting

by LGHleftbutstillright June 9, 2018

Dipsticking

When you or someone you know, preferably a friend or a partner, fingers your ass to check if fecal matter is present.

"Hey before you pipe me, do a little dipsticking up in there to make sure the coast is clear."

by CyrusCyrus October 23, 2025

The Dipstick Revival

Your mate is blackout drunk so you get coke on your finger and proceed to finger him in the ass to sober them up

Your mate in the corner needs the dipstick revival

by Dipstick revival king March 22, 2025

Weyler Dipstick

When you take a shit in someone’s mouth, and before they swallow, you put your dick in to see how far the shit goes up your shaft

He shit in my mouth then put his dick in, when he pulled it out the shit was stuck all the way to the base, a classic “Weyler Dipstick”

by SuckiBoi October 5, 2023

Dipstick

a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins

Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)

by Ode to words December 4, 2023