cut to the dog's dick

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

Dick Battling Space Unicorn

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010

dick vault

It's a photo protect library with a password that contains digital images of male genitalia .

That dude has a DICK VAULT

by Kobe102648 March 5, 2017

Woodstock Dick

A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.

Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick

by moman86 September 30, 2016

soot dick

Jet black residuals produced by a hand, five potential soot fingers, a bic lighter and an apparatus for meth..the perfect concocktion for soot dick

JerJer flipped out on me cuz I used the last Kleenex in his car..I didn’t know what to make of it I figured he was having a bad day it turns out he didn’t want soot dick to transfer onto his brand new white 501 button fly Levi’s..I don’t blame him

by Roobeer October 27, 2020

Big Useless Dick

When a guy boasts a lot about the size of his penis, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. He also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of sex is really bad.

Well now I know that he's just a Big Useless Dick. Next!

by scorpiowoman111 May 16, 2016

dick fliss

akin to navel lint. A small fuzz ball or piece of lint that appears in the end of your pee hole.

When I took my flannel pajamies off I noticed I had some dick fliss.

by obewan February 21, 2006