dingleberry

A drip shaped piece of feces that hangs from one's rectum while shitting. Causes one to rock back and forth on the toilet trying to get it to fall.

Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

dingleberries

tart berries found in the southern region of the anus islands.

hey francois, look over there! an assload of dingleberries!

by h_bomb July 11, 2006

dinkleberry

The crap, toilet paper mix that gets caught in the ass, or subjects of the ass, see gooch.

Dude, I was ripping out dinkleberrys last night, it hurt like hell, I think I bled.

by Anso May 18, 2008

dingleberry manwich

when two men who have dingleberrys in their butt hairs push their buttcheeks together, making a dingleberry manwich

those two guys rubbed their poopy buttcheeks together,HAHA ITS A DINGLEBERRY MANWICH

by hugh jassesss August 7, 2007

dingleberry

A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry.

*often mistaken with feces, but is actually a seperate entity altogether

My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

by Samcorp December 28, 2005

dinkleberry

A rounded up piece of toilet paper stuck to the underside of ones ass, usually surrounding the anus.

That dude is a dinkleberry.

by Pesamistic Optimist August 18, 2009

dingleberry

A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.

Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"

by Ken Creffield February 16, 2007