deuce 

The second person on a line.

At the Alpha probate, Jerry was the deuce!

deuce by girlchucked April 30, 2006

Deuce 

Deuce is a new slang word meaning too.

Man; I'm deuce too cool.

Deuce by lala March 6, 2005

deuce 

Means lame; opposite of 'ace' meaning cool. Used in Cariboo Region of British Columbia, Canada all through elementary and junior high school in the 70's.

Whoa! You got jumped for your lunch money by that grade eight fucker? That's deuce, man.

deuce by moneyjane March 16, 2005

Deuce 

A rebound that helps you get over your #1 love.

Joe dumped you? You gotta get a Deuce.

Deuce by Mondiggy July 21, 2005

deuce 

A large human weighing in the area of 200 pounds who is definatly obese. When one sees a deuce they immediately throw up 2 fingers to commemorate the overly fat person.

"Hey Hey, to the left, definatly a deuce."

deuce by deuceswild May 14, 2006

deuce 

A two dollar canadian coin. So cool that it is hardly ever heard.

"Could i get a loony and four quarters for this deuce?"

deuce by C. Prettiebottom November 11, 2006

deuce 

a two seater car

used back in the olden days

blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.-manfred mann

deuce by janza face July 29, 2007