Mel Gibson Defense

Using alcoholism to cover one's mistakes, like blaming Jews for all the world's wars. You can pretty much say anything you want, as long as your drunk it doesn't count. You also get special treatment later because you have a problem.

Jim call his boss a douche bag but he didn't get fired. He used the Mel Gibson Defense and actually ended up getiing a promotion for admitting his problem. Fucking Shithead!!

by Superfli21 November 13, 2006

9/11 Defense

1. A mechanism in which you invoke the spirit of the legislation, executive directive, and politcal mindset used in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to justify inappropriate, unethical, extreme, or illegal behaviors one involves themselves in.

Person: How'd you get away with taking pictures of your neighbor through her window?

You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense.

Person: aaaah, nice.

by JackSpayed October 23, 2009

i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense

Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021

defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.

DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!

by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park

I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004

Defenceless

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NEVER BEEN SO DEFENCELESS

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by timea February 6, 2021

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

by FunThrax October 28, 2009