Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

decorated necklace

decorated necklace refers to a tattooed hand that is can be used to choke a girl for pleasure of both parties.

"i wish i had a decorated necklace like that"

by girlypopsss December 29, 2023

decorize

To decorate something tiny

I want to decorize the string on my whistle

by Jyifug February 1, 2019

National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

Double dog double decor dingus

When someone is being the most annoying person in the world.

“UGH! stop being a double dog double decor dingus!” Mona said aggressively towards her husband John.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

floor decor

An Item you put on the floor to make it pretty.

That rug is a nice floor decor.

by Astralstarlight October 20, 2020