Def. ~noun
The better parent.
The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
The better parent.
The one that treats you like an equal and respects you. The one that provides moral guidance and teaches you about life. The one that co-conspires about hiding broken stuff from Mum. He protects and cares and makes you laugh but calls you ridiculous nicknames.
Dad: Pig! Get over here!
Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!
Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
Kid: Don't call me that in front of my friends!
Dad: Well don't be a pig then!
by Kidlet July 21, 2009
Get the Dadmug. A man who never shows up in your life. Never Calls, never comes by, never sends a card for your birthday. Or a man who is always there for you giving you guidance and support.
Jake: My dad just took my cellphone! I hate him!
Dave: Atleast you know who your dad is!! So stop bitchin!
<or>
Superstar: I want to thank my dad for all his love and support all these years. I couldnt have done it without him. I LOVE YOU DAD!
You will never here Dave say that^
Dave: Atleast you know who your dad is!! So stop bitchin!
<or>
Superstar: I want to thank my dad for all his love and support all these years. I couldnt have done it without him. I LOVE YOU DAD!
You will never here Dave say that^
by Galleria November 10, 2008
Get the dadmug. by iamafrickindad August 24, 2009
Get the Dadmug. manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.
Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
by Angry@men November 3, 2010
Get the dadmug. Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"
Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
by EspritDC September 1, 2011
Get the Dadmug. by NIGGER NUGGET October 24, 2018
Get the Dadmug. Hypocritical moron.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?!
Me: What are talking about?
Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!
Me: What's asshole.com?
Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!
Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?
Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
Me: What are talking about?
Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!
Me: What's asshole.com?
Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!
Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?
Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
by lazy, worthless faggot December 7, 2005
Get the dadmug.