cattywampus

ADV. Performed in a non-straightforward manner; approached from an unexpected angle; askew; askance.

Ralph Waldo Emerson was a poet and philosopher whose idea of the "Oversoul" may prefigure contemporary astrophysicists' notion that "all matter is is made up of the same elements and energies and governed by the same laws" because the universe proceeds from a Big Bang. "Poets may go at the big truths a little cattywampus, but sometimes they do get to them" (Ted Kooser, _The Poetry Home Repair Manual_, University of Nebraska Press, 2005. 141)

by mecr July 7, 2012

Cutty Shot

a picture of a cutty (vigina) perferably the biggest, widest hairiest cutties in the hood.
esp good if it looks like chipped ham.

Rick: damn did you see that hoes cutty shot?
Steve: Hell yeah, it was the finest cutty i've ever seen..
Rick: i wanna get me a piece of that cutty!

by cuutttyyy October 27, 2008

catty

Chinese unit of weight measurement. One catty is equaled to half of a kilogram.

1. The great sword weighed 40 catty(20Kg), and was nearly impossible wield by normal people.

2. Damn, that girl looks like she weighs at least 200 catty!

by iceman27406 December 7, 2015

cattywampus cock sprocket

When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice

Last nights cattywampus cock sprocket was amazing

by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017

cutty

Cutty-some pussy mm mmmm

damn last night i got some bomb ass cutty

by adan aka da Box August 15, 2006

cutty long ago

A phrase meaning "a very long time ago."

I look so young; those pictures are from cutty long ago.

by Casholala May 11, 2008

cattywonkus

adj: To be screwed up in a cockeyed way - Not quite totally busted, but still a little zooty.

This Sony Camcorder manual uses a completley cattywonkus definition sytem.

by JJC October 4, 2005