Clare

Extremely bright, and wonderful to be around. They are lots of fun and are quite nice. At times they can be sassy, but they are always helpful.

Did you hear? Clare got 100% on that history exam!
Really? I got 56%. Maybe I should see if she can tutor me.

by purpleelephantz March 25, 2010

Santa Clara County

Santa Clara County is located at the southern end of the San Francisco Bay Area and includes all of the City of San Jose, which is the 10th largest city in the United States. As of 2010, the County had a population of 1,781,642. Santa Clara County is also known as the Silicon Valley. Santa Clara is the most populous county in the Bay Area region, and one of the most affluent counties in the United States. It is also known to have one of the best-run local governments.

1. Santa Clara County is awesome because it is the home of everything tech, including Google, Apple, Stanford University, and the Silicon Valley.

by qwerty123434312 July 25, 2011

Clara Oswin Oswald

The fourth companion of the eleventh doctor in the show "Doctor Who" Clara is a never ending mystery to herself and the Doctor. She is the second best companion of the doctor (Rose Tyler being the first). She is the girl twice dead and is not a dalek.

Person 1: who is the Doctor's new companion?
Person 2: oh that's Clara Oswin Oswald, she's badass

by Superwholocked May 5, 2013

Clare Louise

Pussy Willow; A beautiful, charming, intellectual girl whose company you will sorely miss. At first glance Clare Louise may come off as a shy individual, however the more you get to know her, the more you realize she has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including herself. Unique, simple yet equally as intricate, she's the incarnation of perfection; taco bell sauce

Johnny: Hey John you see that chick over there?
John: Oh yea bro, that's a total pussy willow
Johnny: She's beautiful bro
John: Yeh, that's a total Clare Louise right there...
Johnny: Yeh....
John: Yeh?
Johnny: Yeh....
John: Yeh....taco bell sauce...

by yo mommas orchid July 28, 2011

Claregalway

Though many believe it to be a fictional, unrealistically heavenly place, Claregalway is, in fact a place 10 km north of Galway City, Co.Galway, Ireland, Europe, Earth, Galaxy, Universe. It consists of places like Cregboy, Cloon Bog, Cloonbiggeen and Lydacan. It is notorious for dumping by travellers and bush drinking by a few particular people who shall remain unnamed. Popular venues in "CG" include the dugouts, the cemetery, numerous fileds and behind every housing estate. Drink can be purchased in many local establishments eg.Centra, Spar, the Chinese etc.....

awww boiz ye goin bushin(drinking) behind riveroaks,(estate) claregalway??
awww boiz ye goin cuttin da turf in Cloon Bog??(a bog being where turf is magically created)

by WD1234 February 18, 2009

Clarence

1) a person who is extremely smexy, extremely nice and chill; also referred to as someone with a nice body. knows how to have fun outside, and always good to have him around.

2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.

3) BEAST.

1) Girl1: OOOMG. who is that sexy guy by the beach?

Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.

Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.

2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?

Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.

Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.

3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports

Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.

Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.

Boy2: hell yeaa!

by zch21 October 28, 2010

clari-sexual

One whose human sexual orientation is unidentifiable due to the time spent with their clarinet rather than in social activities

"Dude, is Jared gay? I never see him with any chicks"
"No, he's just clari-sexual"

by Clarinet Goddess October 9, 2006