King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

Bi-curious

Someone who is unsure about their sexuality And suspects they might be bisexual. They can also suspect having another sexuality (that is not necessarily bisexuality) but because they are unsure still, they can still be part of this definition. Being bi-curious is mostly being open about considering your sexuality! Most of the people who classify as bi-curious are/want to experiment to discover what they like.

“I think I might be bisexual, but I’m not too sure... for now I guess I am bi-curious! I hope I find myself soon🙂”

by Addy writes August 4, 2020

Curding

When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.

Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding

by Looper m January 18, 2013

sunday curse

having school or work on monday, and not being able to get to sleep on sunday.

usually it carries over, and makes it really easy to get to sleep on monday night, although sometimes a little too early

I got 3 fuckin hours of sleep last night because of the damn sunday curse

by diddy kong September 22, 2007

blue curacao

one of the most amazing liquors ever. it mixes with vodka to make a blue angel, and blue mary, a blue lady, and mixes with tequila to make a blue margerita. but, the two best drinks in the world happen to be a desert sunrise, and a kamikaze.

where the hell is the blue curacao, i need to make my lady a blue angel.

by this alcoholic's anonimous May 31, 2006

Denzel Curry

Best rapper in the game

Dumb guy:Lio baby so fire
Me:no Denzel Curry is

by Denzel Curry February 15, 2021