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cubical rat

A person inside your office that reports anything and everything done at work that you or your coworkers could get in trouble for.
"I'm pretty sure Lisa is a Cubical Rat. She saw me checkin out that chicks page you sent me yesterday and now i have a meeting with the Boss Lady."
by inadrat December 31, 2006
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cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."
The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!
by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013
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Cubicle Coven

The group of witches that gather together in shared cubicles to cast evil spells on those who ask them to do any work.
Hey Morty I think I got jock itch from a spell cast by the cubicle coven after I asked Marsha to file the expense report.
by Yes-Imntworthy July 9, 2010
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cunck

a combination of someone who is a cuck, and also a cunt at that same time.

basically a huge dickhead.
"Mark Zuckerburg is a cunck who keeps unpublishing facebook pages"
by Pimplucious August 8, 2016
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Cuncbag

A word that so far has no meaning at all. Generally used as an insult similar to douchbag. The word is most commonly used on G4TV's Attack of the show and this is possibally where it originated.
Rocker1337: haha I killed you
Dude34: OMG! you are such a cuncbag!
by Greg. R August 27, 2008
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cubic assload

I have a cubic assload of work to do.
by Gordo June 5, 2003
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cubicle

A device which Satan and the U.S. Government designed together to slowly suck out the souls and personalities of unsuspecting citizens seeking financial stability.

Usually placed in the office building of a business, its main intentions are:

1.) To give its victim an eternity of suffering and purgatory before they even die.
2.) To rid its victim of his or her spontaneity, personality and life by micromanaging such things as dress codes and behavior, also known as fascism.
Person who works in a cubicle: "I work for a billion-dollar corporation while making a lower-middle class wage every year by working in a cubicle where my soul is slowly sucked away while working a 9-to-5 shift, adhering to a strict dress code and wasting 5 out of my 7 days of the week."
by semipunk93 May 14, 2011
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